Excuse me while I dust off the keyboard.

Hello dear readers!

My word, it has been a long time. Since June? Fuck me. Where did the summer go?

Oh yeah, I drank it away.

But never mind that, I'm at uni! University. Doing a degree. Looking after myself. Managing to cook with only mild burning. Seeing as I used burn water, I feel this is an improvement.

Now, as I didn't update y'all when I got here I'll begin.

Fresher's wasn't as much of a blur as it was for some of the P blockers. However, ask me about Trent Army night and I can tell you I remember falling down the stairs at one point. That is it. I don't know how I got home. Same again on Halloween. Ate half a plate of vodka jelly before going to the campus bar. Queue for the ladies' was far too long, so I used the men's. Girl had to pee, y'know. Fell over on my way to the sink. Sat on the floor, barely able to see, dressed as a zombie. I don't remember getting home that night, either.

But it hasn't all been drinking! I have had to work. Sort of. Out of the two lectures and two seminars I have a week, one of them I have to write shirt stories for. That's kinda fun.

And folks, I have signed the lease on a house. Seven girls, one house. No, we're not making a video. We are thinking of calling it the Playboy Mansion though, ultra feminists that we are. I plan to just bbq all summer, BECAUSE WE HAVE A GARDEN. 10 points to us.

Alright, I'm off to make another brew. My voice has gone completely and I believe tea is the only cure. Not all these modern throat sweets.

Peace and love with a sprinkling of goodwill.

xxx