"What is iPad? iPad is beautiful. iPad is wonderful. iPad is magical. iPad is fantastical. iPad is wonderful. It plays books and reads movies. It is black. It is white. It is both. It is not great at deciding. It is thin. It is expensive. It is a revolution. It is probably not a good idea to ride a motorbike whilst holding one, lady. It..."
Yes, but WHAT IS iPAD? No matter how many adjectives you whack in there, iPad makers, you still don't explain what it actually is.
So I'll have a go.
An overpriced bit of technology that is too big for a pocket (unless you have that coat with massive pockets for stealing things), and does exactly the same things that the technology you already have does.
So don't bother.
On a lighter note, I have been inspired to write down a list of things I absolutely must do before I die.
With the amount I drink, I'd better get a move on.
1. Go hooker shopping with Dave.
2. Write a novel.
3. Go to a gay bar.
4. Go speed dating.
5. Go to a strip club.
6. Get a lap dance.
7. Go to a casino.
8. Get high.
9. Get a degree.
10. Be bought a drink by a stranger.
11. Form a band and actually play some gigs.
12. Write a musical.
13. Perform in a musical.
14. Skinny dip.
15. Drink an entire bottle of rum and manage to stay upright.
16. Go on safari.
That's as far as I've got.
I'll write it down in a notebook I think, and keep adding to it. Hopefully I can accomplish them all.
In fact, I'll start now. Who would like me and Dave to get 'em a hooker?
Peace and love, my beauties.
xxx
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