GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
NOTTINGHAM UNI REJECTED ME.
FFS. I am in such a rage.
Honestly, I want to shout at somone, anyone, until I'm blue in the face. Purple, even.
I deserve a uni place. I know it sounds a wee bit geeky and sightly vomit-inducing but I love learning. Honestly, I've loved school and college, and I want to carry on my education!
And I can spell! It's an incredibly valuble skill. You'd be surprised how many folks don't have it.
Just think about it - 3 years spent reading and writing. I'd fucking love that!
There's no P.E., no maths, no geography...none of that boring stuff. Just pure English.
And now I have to settle for second best.
Well fuck you Nottingham.
And you too Warwick. Don't think I've forgotten you, slinking out the door there. You were my favourite.
I'm a woman scorned. And all my friends have got offers from wherever they wanted to go.
I'm not even going to bother hiding my jealousy.
Honestly, what did I do to deserve this? I've not killed anyone, I've not stolen anything, I've not coveted my neighbours wife...if this isn't proof there is no god, then I don't know what is.
He's not even getting a capital letter.
And the powers that be want 50% of the population in Uni. 50% of folks aren't clever enough! Don't just shove them all in uni in an attempt to make the country more educated, fuck off and give me my place!
Ok, I'm off to make a brew. I'll try not to throw a mug at someone's head, but I can't promise it.
No peace, no love.
Uni can shove it where the sun don't shine.
xxx
